Carpe Idiotus

Mime, Music, Comedy and Interactive Improvisations

Carpe Idiotus is pronounced "Car-pay Idi-oat-us" and it literally means "Seize the Idiots!" The combined talents of musician Tony Williams and all-round funny man Dennis Clare mix a hilarious blend of captivating mime, engaging songs, side-splitting comedy, interactive improvisations and mesmerising visual theatre.

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Carpe Idiotus provide Australia’s most unique blend of physical and stand up comedy, music, and mime!

The duo became a household name when their performance of The Slinky’s rocketed them into the finals of Australia’s Got Talent. Subsequent views of the performance sent it viral, with more than 100,000 hits on You Tube in a two week period!

Tony and Dennis fuse their individual talents to create a comedy performance that is at once visually awe inspiring, hysterically funny, and full to the brim with audience participation.

Tony and Dennis’ inherent understanding of their audience – and ability to adapt accordingly – has seen them become one of Australia’s most in demand acts. They have entertained extremely diverse audiences such as children on a school holiday cruise ship; a room full of plumbers during their Awards night; doctors at a 5-star dinner function; international television audiences who cannot speak English (but who understand the visual comedy); and retirees at their Probus celebrations.

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I was complete and utterly gob-smacked! Molly Meldrum
Carpe are very talented. They are suitable for all age groups and cruises. I would highly recommend these guys anytime. Overall – EXCELLENT! Cruise Director, Pacific Sun
Carpe Idiotus was fantastic! I absolutely love it! Totally new! Never seen before! Good comedy! Great Timing! Absolutely loved it! Danni Minogue
I just wanted to say a big thank you for Carpe’s performance, everyone really enjoyed them. Our Chairman has been telling everyone all about Carpe in the office today. Merrylands Bowling Club
Wonderfully inventive, great visually and really entertaining. Tony Burlinson
Carpe Idiotus were outstanding! The feedback from our cruise guests was consistently high in praise. Their ability to make people of all ages laugh and applaud is a huge plus given the wide demographic of our clients. They received a standing ovation for their evening performance and then backed up with a show just for the children in the morning that had the kids singing and laughing. Carnival Cruises
I thought they were fantastic. They had quite a crowd standing around watching and they even had representatives from the local newspaper cheering for them, and I heard them go up and tell them that they thought they were great! Liverpool City Council
The Wow factor! That’s what I want for all my special events and Carpe Idiotus deliver every time Megastar Promotions
A delicious, comic cocktail of music, mime and madness...Genuinely funny and entertaining…..refreshingly different….these are two very talented guys…. Magic to the Max