Music & Comedy
Absolutely Not! are one of Australia's most highly successful corporate entertainment groups. Wowing audiences nationally since 1996, Absolutely Not! offers a unique repertoire of characters, cabarets and full scale productions specifically created for the corporate market. Comprising music, comedy, satire, fabulous costumes and two of the sharpest wits in the business, Absolutely Not! provide fun, entertainment and a night to remember.
Presenting a wide range of characters and shows, Absolutely Not! can tailor their performance to suit specific requirements. From 'working' the room at your social functions, to presenting product launches, corporate videos, PR extravaganzas, conferences, advertising pitches and boardroom dinners, Bodacious Productions have something for every occasion.
Absolutely Not!performances include ...
Patsy and Eddie: Accept no imitations darlings! (Well, you know what we mean...) Sydney's original and much heralded duo Patsy and Eddie are natural emcees sweeties, whether it's one evening's programme or an entire conference.
Hollywood Sirens:A full scale production featuring the stars and glamour of a bygone era - Mae West, Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell and Ethel Merman. Fabulous costumes, theatrical staging and music we love to remember.
One Night in Heaven:Features Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe enjoying their Heavenly lives and new wings! In an extremely funny show, the pair 'discuss' for whom Elton John really wrote Candle in the Wind. Your guests will recognised the melodies but the lyrics won't sound quite the same.
Priscillas in the Mist:Witness the hilarious machinations of two out of work sisters desperately trying to lean the do's and don'ts of drag. Their teacher, a true professional of the Sydney Drag Circuit puts them through their paces and works their wigs off - all to the music of dazzling disco.
Dolly and Shania:With more tassels, nail polish and love songs than a Peter Allen performance, the Old Queen of Country and New Queen battle it out for star status and audience adoration. With all the hits, yee haws and knee slappin' your guests can handle, Ms Parton and Ms Twain present great music, lots of humour and amazing vocal parody.
The Duelling Opera Divas:Veteran Divas Norma Callous and Bessie Norman step in for a delayed Dame Kiri, just in time to save your event. With a thrilling repertoire of operatic arias and the odd Bee Gee's shrill, this is nothing like your guests have ever seen. Spectacular frocks with a nod to our native wildlife all delivered on the back of Fred Callous' ute ... this folks, is Opera on the Edge!
Red Hot & Pixie:In desperate need of financial assistance, Pixie Skase has teamed up with Eileen (Big Red) Bond for the ultimate fundraiser (or is that hell raiser?). See Australia's original 80s divas dust off their sequined gowns, pick up their busied reputations and present an outrageous cabaret extravaganza.
Thank you so much for your brilliant performance at our annual conference. The feedback has been great and it was a departure from our usual format which was refreshing and lots of fun.
Ladies – your performance was absolutely fabulous to put it conservatively. Your involvement in this years’ event was a highlight and we have received rave reviews.
It was always going to be a difficult task to entertain the mainly male group of 1200 rail managers, but… there is no doubt Patsy and Edina were a great hit. The audience response was great – you really hit the right note and got everyone laughing. Your quick grasp of rail terminology was also appreciated.